whatdoyoumeme | It's a Hole Thing

there's no pit more bottomless than the bottomless pit, which as you can see here is bottomless

You're stuck in a hole! With another person! Is this better or worse than being stuck alone? You decide!

Some different types of holes you can get stuck in?

1. Ditch

Maybe you just tripped. Maybe you were drunk. Maybe you hurt yourself and you're going to have to rely on the other person to get you home so that you don't end up dead in a ditch like your mother always worried you would. Either way, it's a ditch, and you're in it.

2. Too Deep to Climb

Did your enemies put you in here? Was it covered with branches and you didn't see it until it was too late? Did you just wake up with no explanation? A MYSTERY. More mysterious is how smooth the sides are, too smooth and high to climb, and how any powers you should have that could have helped are mysteriously not working. But the hole is just wide enough that with the help of another person maybe, just maybe, you can link arms and climb up back to back. Worth a shot! What's the worst that could happen??

3. Bottomless Pit

There's only so long you can keep screaming before it gets a little old. You're still falling, and it's starting to seem like hitting the bottom is more an if than a when. Might as well pass the time with some bonding. Maybe tell some stories?

4. Black hole

A hole IN SPACE. Maybe you know you're being sucked to your spaghettification doom. Maybe it's a wormhole and if you're lucky, you'll come out again on the other side. Maybe it's a hole in the fabric of reality and you're about to meet an alternate version of your friend who has A BEARD?? I'm sure it's fine.

5. Grave

Did you trip and fall in the most horribly awkward place possible? Are you (and a friend) being BURIED ALIVE?? Or maybe this is just a metaphor for the dark pit of despair in your soul. Either way, maybe get out and have a cookie or something. You deserve something nice.

6. Wildcard

Maybe the real pit was the friends we were stuck in along the way!

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[Not sure how the space one would work but idc HIT ME]

[It's probably his own fault he's here.....]

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[There's a pretty obvious solution to this problem. One that Rapunzel's been trying for the last five minutes. But no matter how many times she tries to toss her hair up, she's unable to reach the top or establish any gripping.

Finally, she gives up and lets out a long sigh, drooping back against the walls of the hole.]

Cassandra... Cass. We'll need to work together if we want to make it out of here.

[There's an obvious solution on Cass' end too, one that should be working. The black rocks. But for some reason they can't pierce this hole. She can feel them moving in the earth, even catches glimpses of them poking through high up above the hole. But she can't use them top propel or even climb up.

She gives Rapunzel a disdainful look.]

Wow. Finally something the mighty Rapunzel needs help with. Are you sure you can't paint a way out? Maybe sing a song?

I've always needed your help, why can't you see that?

[But she knows Cassandra isn't listening to her, not anymore.]

And yes, I'm sure. I mean, I haven't tried singing so maybe...?

[Oh look, this... HAPPENS A LOT REALLY]

[and this is why you master Geomancer, kids]

[ John Mulaney voice: this might as well happen]

It's a Hole Thing

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